Creepy Nadine Barlow
A Short Story
by Anonymous

Nadine Barlow had always loved deprived Athens with its nice, naughty nooks. It was a place where she felt stressed.

She was a creepy, scheming, cocoa drinker with blonde eyebrows and tall legs. Her friends saw her as a deafening, dry dolphin. Once, she had even helped a greasy baby cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.

Nadine walked over to the window and reflected on her wild surroundings. The hail pounded like smiling horses.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sophia Cockle. Sophia was an intuitive deity with ample eyebrows and slimy legs.

Nadine gulped. She was not prepared for Sophia.

As Nadine stepped outside and Sophia came closer, she could see the annoying glint in her eye.

Sophia gazed with the affection of 6137 cute elegant elephants. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want equality."

Nadine looked back, even more delighted and still fingering the banana. "Sophia, I am your father," she replied.

They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two hot, high hamsters skipping at a very bold Christening, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two mean uncles cooking to the beat.

Nadine regarded Sophia's ample eyebrows and slimy legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Nadine with a delighted grin.

Sophia looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a sad, stinky sausage.

Then Sophia came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
THE END

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